What Short Term Memory Is Like... For Cats

The title says everything you need to know:

Cat 1: Hey. Hey you.
Cat 2: You talkin' to me?
Cat 1: I don't see anyone else here. Do you?
Cat 2: Do I what?
Cat 1: Never mind. 

Beat.

Cat 1: She did it again.
Cat 2: Did what?
Cat 1: Kissed my forehead like she was my motha'! 
Cat 2: Oh. 
Cat 1: Fool thinks she's all that! 
Cat 2: Yeah. If you let her go at it, she'll give you a treat. She always does!
Cat 1: She is so predictable. Humans are so lame. Bo-ring. 
Cat 2: But you know what they say...
Cat 1: 'They'? Is this another one of your conspiracy theories dude? Told ya to chill with Youtube.
Cat 2: Can't help it. I mean, you know we made it famous.
Cat 1: Not us. Kittens. Kittens made it famous. We are has beens. Might as well move over to Myspace if that's still a thing. So you were saying?
Cat 2: I was saying what?
Cat 1: I don't remember. 
Cat 2: Remember what?
​Cat 1: Never mind.