The title says everything you need to know:
Cat 1: Hey. Hey you. Cat 2: You talkin' to me? Cat 1: I don't see anyone else here. Do you? Cat 2: Do I what? Cat 1: Never mind. Beat. Cat 1: She did it again. Cat 2: Did what? Cat 1: Kissed my forehead like she was my motha'! Cat 2: Oh. Cat 1: Fool thinks she's all that! Cat 2: Yeah. If you let her go at it, she'll give you a treat. She always does! Cat 1: She is so predictable. Humans are so lame. Bo-ring. Cat 2: But you know what they say... Cat 1: 'They'? Is this another one of your conspiracy theories dude? Told ya to chill with Youtube. Cat 2: Can't help it. I mean, you know we made it famous. Cat 1: Not us. Kittens. Kittens made it famous. We are has beens. Might as well move over to Myspace if that's still a thing. So you were saying? Cat 2: I was saying what? Cat 1: I don't remember. Cat 2: Remember what? Cat 1: Never mind.
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AuthorIn April 2020, while experiencing her first ever global pandemic, Tamar Pelzig pledged to write something every day, even if it's only a word, so she welcomed to the world a daily blog to keep her creative writing wheels rolling. Categories
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