Self-Chat

HEART: Hello? Is Soul around? 
SOUL: Who's asking?
HEART: Soul! It's me, heart. 
SOUL: It's been a long time, Heart. Too long of a time, my dear.
HEART: I know, I know, I'm sorry... I've been... busy dealing with stuff. 
SOUL: You all right, kiddo?
HEART: Yeah, I... no, I'm not. I'm not all right. 
SOUL: Tell me. 
HEART: Wait, is Mind... listening?
MIND: I am always listening.
HEART: Shoot. Yeah, I kinda... I kind of wanted to have some alone time with Soul. 
MIND: You can have alone time with Soul when you meditate.
SOUL: That's true. 
HEART: Yeah, I... I'm not in the vibe to meditate right now --
SOUL: -- Not in the vibe to meditate, woah?! Sounds like exactly the vibe.
HEART: Well, if Mind wouldn't be so persistent on not 'minding' its own business when I meditate... meditating would be a blast! 
MIND: I am detecting an elevated tone which indicates dissatisfaction and possible anger. 
HEART: You bet I am 'dissatisfied!' Like, what it takes to soften the Mind every now and then?
Who's in charge of that? Anyone!?!
SOUL: Well... you are.
MIND: That is correct.
HEART: Me? Me.
SOUL: Mind works for YOU. Not the other way around. 
HEART: Okay.... and what about you, Soul? Who do YOU work for?
Beat.
SOUL: Get in the vibe to meditate... and you'll find out.