Mickey takes another sip off his Guinness.
MICKEY: Know what? It's gonna sound crazy but for some reason that doesn't scare me. Dying. HOPE: No shit. For a car mechanic, you're pretty zen. MICKEY: Well I don't know 'bout that. But dying here with you...wouldn't be so bad, you know? HOPE: Okay 'ROMEO' I'll take the compliment. But still - we have to find a way to get outta here. I'm not done with my life yet. MICKEY: You have... hope and dreams still? HOPE: Don't you? MICKEY: I think I just found them. (beat) HOPE: Okay.... now look. I don't know how to say it, but you are making me nervous. You don't know me. And I would appreciate it if you keep to yourself all the.... the sweet stuff. Okay? Mickey turns to the audience - MICKEY: (to the audience) Here I go. I push and push and push right to the edge until they all just run away from me. I mean how can I blame them? Who the fuck wants to be MY savior? It's a lousy job. And I'm no dummy. I know exactly what I'm doing. I get my whole inner psychoanalysis or whatever. Wasn't born yesterday. And yeah I've read all those self help books and the youtubes. I've done my research. My self examination. Basically I put so much on them so I don't have to look at myself. 'Cause I don't make mistakes. So when they leave me it's all their fault. See? I got this psychology thing. I got it down. And this one... she's falling right to it. Right to my twisted self destructive bullshit. I can't help myself. It's an addiction, really. And I know a thing or two about that. HOPE: Listen, you are a pretty cool guy, and I... like you. MICKEY: So what's the problem then? HOPE: See, that! Too...forward. Too direct. Can you try that again? But make it more subtle. MICKEY: Okay... Well, thank you for saying that. I... like you too. Much more than LIKE you actually---- HOPE: AHHHH stop! You had it in "I like you too". That was good. No need for the extra mushiness. MICKEY: But it's the truth. HOPE: I get it. But I'm not ready for 'the truth.' I need... some space. MICKEY: Okay. I'm sorry. HOPE: No need to... It's not you it's me. Oh God I can't believe I just said that, such a cliche.. MICKEY: Nothing I haven't heard before. HOPE: But it's a banal thing to say. Seriously. MICKEY: Hey, if it's your truth come out and say it. Hope turns to the audience - HOPE: (to the audience) I'm being a total dick to this guy and he still understands me!? What's going on. Did I get a concussion? Am I hallucinating from the heat? Am I dead already!? If I don't get the fuck outta here I may just FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. And I can't imagine anything worse! I mean... look at him. He's.... he's.....he's.... I got nothing. He's hot. He's charming. He's sensitive. He's perfect. The problem really IS me. MICKEY: (to the audience) She wants space! We're not even in a relationship and she wants space! My method, UNFORTUNATELY, works like a charm. Fuck me. Okay well, she wants space I'll give her space. (to Hope) We could just start walking to the nearest gas station you know? HOPE: Forty miles!? MICKEY: Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will pass us on the way. HOPE: And if we don't? MICKEY: It will be hard.... and long. We'll be exausted, but I don't think we'll die from walking. I bet it would be the heat that kills us. HOPE: That sounds morbid. And also - our only plan. So let's do it. Let's go off to the desert and walk forty miles! MICKEY: All right! I love the spirit! Sorry if I'm being too sweet. HOPE: Yeah, how dare you. MICKEY: I know, I should be locked up. (beat) Your shoes. HOPE: What? MICKEY: Is that your only shoes? HOPE: Yes. And they're fabulous. MICKEY: Okay. HOPE: You don't like them? MICKEY: No I LOVE them. It just may be hard to walk on them. For forty miles. HOPE: Oh! Hope rushes in to the truck and comes back with something in her hands. HOPE: I have THESE! Hope reveals a pair of roller-skates. And they are cute AF. MICKEY: Oh my lord. (to the audience) If she only knew how hard I am restraining myself right now. My goddess also roller-skates!? I mean, stop it. Stop it right now. It's too much to handle. Too much. This...SHE.... will destroy me. HOPE: Ready! Mickey turns to see Hope in her skates. His jaw drops. To be continued...
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