It's late, and I procrastinated all day and now I'm at that half-asleep delicious delirious stage. So let me HUMOR you with a few absurd marketing suggestions for real or fictitious brands...: 'Lazy girl skin care routine: Grab your windex and wipe the mirror. Breezy, beautiful, lazygirl.' 'When you want to build your tolerance back after Amazon one-day-shipping has made you spoiled and forever paying Jeff Bezos. FEDEX - makes shipping horrible again.' (P.S. Where's my package???) 'HELLO TUSHY. Because let's face it - we all want clean and happy bums and Japanese toilets are just wayyyyy too expensive.'
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AuthorIn April 2020, while experiencing her first ever global pandemic, Tamar Pelzig pledged to write something every day, even if it's only a word, so she welcomed to the world a daily blog to keep her creative writing wheels rolling. Categories
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