It's late, and I procrastinated all day and now I'm at that half-asleep delicious delirious stage. So let me HUMOR you with a few absurd marketing suggestions for real or fictitious brands...:
'Lazy girl skin care routine:
Grab your windex and wipe the mirror.
Breezy, beautiful, lazygirl.'
'When you want to build your tolerance back after Amazon one-day-shipping has made you spoiled and forever paying Jeff Bezos. FEDEX - makes shipping horrible again.'
(P.S. Where's my package???)
Because let's face it - we all want clean and happy bums and Japanese toilets are just wayyyyy too expensive.'
In April 2020, while experiencing her first ever global pandemic, Tamar Pelzig pledged to write something every day, even if it's only a word, so she welcomed to the world a daily blog to keep her creative writing wheels rolling.
Header Art: Daniel Landerman