Late Night Humor
It's late, and I procrastinated all day and now I'm at that half-asleep delicious delirious stage. So let me HUMOR you with a few absurd marketing suggestions for real or fictitious brands...:
'Lazy girl skin care routine:
Grab your windex and wipe the mirror.
Breezy, beautiful, lazygirl.'
'When you want to build your tolerance back after Amazon one-day-shipping has made you spoiled and forever paying Jeff Bezos. FEDEX - makes shipping horrible again.'
(P.S. Where's my package???)
Because let's face it - we all want clean and happy bums and Japanese toilets are just wayyyyy too expensive.'
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In April 2020, while experiencing her first ever global pandemic, Tamar Pelzig pledged to write something every day, even if it's only a word, so she welcomed to the world a daily blog to keep her creative writing wheels rolling.
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