HEART: Boom boom. Boom Boom. Boom Boom! BOOM BOOM!!!
SOUL: All right, all right, gotcha.... chill out...
BRAIN: I am detecting stress levels at a higher rate.
HEART: No kidding, Sherlock!!! Boom boom!
BRAIN: ...And rage level has gone up as well.
SOUL: Yeah, girl, you gotta chill yo...
HEART: Easy for you to say. Boom boom. You are not an organ that rattles like a maniac! You are not an organ at all. Boom boom boom. What are you? AIR??!?
SOUL: Oooohh. If I had an ego, I would be offended right now.
EGO: Yoohoo! Did someone say my name?
BRAIN: It was said in theoretical language.
HEART: This is chaos. Pure chaos! Boom boom BOOM!
SOUL: Yeah, but what IS chaos? Or shall I say... what is chaos if not order reversed...
BRAIN: Chaos is complete disorder and confusion.
HEART: YUP! Like I said, this is chaos! I am chaos right now! You feel me? BOOM BOOM BOOM!
SOUL: Aw girllllll, It's always dark before the light comes on.
HEART: Not helping! Some stupid affirmation is NOT helping me right now.
BRAIN: Affirmations are designed to encourage an optimistic mindset.
SOUL: For once, you and I agree.
HEART: Well you two can get a room or whatever! Boom boom boom! Don't you worry about me, I'll just keep rattling in here, at this rate maybe I'll get an ATTACK. Why should you care about ME??
BRAIN: I detect sarcasm.
HEART: You are correct!
SOUL: And I sense you need our help.
HEART: Ya think? Air and Sherlock have done it again. What a duo, huh! Boom!
SOUL: So why don't you take a breathe inward... one, two...five. HOLD it...
BRAIN: ... And exhale.. two, three...HOLD. Better?
HEART: Woah, that actually... is. I feel better. I AM better.
SOUL: Works every time. (to Brain) 'team work makes the....'
BRAIN: '...BODY work.'
In April 2020, while experiencing her first ever global pandemic, Tamar Pelzig pledged to write something every day, even if it's only a word, so she welcomed to the world a daily blog to keep her creative writing wheels rolling.
Header Art: Daniel Landerman