All The World's A Stage - A Collection Of Monologues

LOST LUCY: Excuse me? Do you know where uh... Avenue E is??
No? Oh, you too, huh? Does anyone live here? Guess not. Well, um, I am lost and don't have a map with me. Oh, how cool would it be if one day our phone will give us directions. It will have gps or something, and it will be all super digital, like in the future, you know? The future will be easier. At least - with directions. Not that I'm Nostradamus or anything. I mean, what do I know? I barely graduated from High school. Not that being a psychic has anything to do with intelligence. It's intuition that plays a part there.
Even a college dropout like me knows that! Well, I would take intuition over intelligence any day. But, um, well maybe I would take the ability to have a sense of direction over those two. Yes, yes, I definitely would. Then I will find Avenue E in no time.